Monday June 18th, 2012, 6AM
I've been lying in bed since about 3AM waiting for the light to shine in the window so my computer doesn't wake Wade, no luck, the minute I sit up he's awake, sorry honey. It's just all through the night I've had this hilarious thought that I've actually been rescued by Captain Kirk from the Borg. They beamed me on to the ship and while I was coming on board Scotty detected a virus within me, so they sent me to sick bay to see Dr. McCoy. Last week he pumped me full of some crazy concoction that he and Data made in the Ten Forward Lounge and today he's getting ready to give me a "Bone Scan", which for him is very exciting - his nickname is after all "Bones". I also have a sneaking suspicion that I might be subjected to his famous probe in places I'd rather not think about.
Today is going to be the last day I will have nice long hair, for at least a year, so I'm going to make sure that it's nice and pretty going in for the scan, perhaps I'll get the twinkly eye from good old Jim Kirk. He'd better make sure my captain doesn't see him :-)
Prepare for warp speed standby transwarp drive.